oh mY GOD. This kid who called my prom date a cunt behind het back came to her after prom. He ended up extremely drunk and made fun of her for going to public school. Then, he threw his drink at the ground, so my prom date yelled “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.” My friend kept telling him to get…
OH MY GOD. THE KID CALLED MY PROM DATE A “BRAIN DEAD PIECE OF SHIT” SO MY FRIEND STEVE SAID “EXCUSE ME” AND THE KID SAID “IM SO TIPSY IM NOT AWAKE” AND STEVE SAID “DO YOU WANT ME TO WAKE YOU UP” AND THREW ANOTHER DRINK IN HIS FACE. IM FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD THE KID IS ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED
‘run forest run’ says the teenager as i run past him. i am a forest. i am running from the tyrannical paper companies trying to make a profit off me.
‘run forest run’ says the teenager as i run past him. i am a forest. i am running from the tyrannical paper companies trying to make a profit off me.
So, I’ve had quite a bit of caffeine, and I decided to read from this “creative cursing” book that my sister got me.
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
reblogging again because perfection
Im crying omg
HAHAHJAHAHJAHHAJFGEWASYUHEAS OMFG I AM SO DONE HAHAHAHHAHA
i am fuckinG SOBBING oHMYGOD
When I showed the picture to my mom, she laughed for an actual five minutes, stopped, and then commented “thank you” and burst out into laughter again. Okay, mom.
No, but really. I do look like a gorilla.
“I do look like a gorilla”
So I kinda did a thing…
you didn’t just
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