I'm Always Running...

dlubes:

dlubes:

oh mY GOD. This kid who called my prom date a cunt behind het back came to her after prom. He ended up extremely drunk and made fun of her for going to public school. Then, he threw his drink at the ground, so my prom date yelled “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.” My friend kept telling him to get…

OH MY GOD. THE KID CALLED MY PROM DATE A “BRAIN DEAD PIECE OF SHIT” SO MY FRIEND STEVE SAID “EXCUSE ME” AND THE KID SAID “IM SO TIPSY IM NOT AWAKE” AND STEVE SAID “DO YOU WANT ME TO WAKE YOU UP” AND THREW ANOTHER DRINK IN HIS FACE. IM FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD THE KID IS ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED

dlubes:

PROOOOMM

dlubes:

PROOOOMM

dlubes:

‘run forest run’ says the teenager as i run past him. i am a forest. i am running from the tyrannical paper companies trying to make a profit off me.

dlubes:

‘run forest run’ says the teenager as i run past him. i am a forest. i am running from the tyrannical paper companies trying to make a profit off me.

dlubes:

So, I’ve had quite a bit of caffeine, and I decided to read from this “creative cursing” book that my sister got me.

dlubes:

Who wouldn’t want to cuddle with me in here?

dlubes:

Who wouldn’t want to cuddle with me in here?

permanently-flawed:

land0feuphoria:

circasurvivethisday:

do-not-follow-me-pleasee:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

reblogging again because perfection

Im crying omg

HAHAHJAHAHJAHHAJFGEWASYUHEAS OMFG I AM SO DONE HAHAHAHHAHA 

i am fuckinG SOBBING oHMYGOD

dlubes:

My tongue is still blue from that lollipop. It’s been five hours. Is that bad?

dlubes:

My tongue is still blue from that lollipop. It’s been five hours. Is that bad?

bunnysboy:

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faintstirofmadness:

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When I showed the picture to my mom, she laughed for an actual five minutes, stopped, and then commented “thank you” and burst out into laughter again. Okay, mom.
No, but really. I do look like a gorilla.

“I do look like a gorilla”
So I kinda did a thing…



you didn’t just

Lets make this tumblr famous!!

bunnysboy:

dlubes:

faintstirofmadness:

dlubes:

When I showed the picture to my mom, she laughed for an actual five minutes, stopped, and then commented “thank you” and burst out into laughter again. Okay, mom.

No, but really. I do look like a gorilla.

“I do look like a gorilla”

So I kinda did a thing…

you didn’t just

Lets make this tumblr famous!!

dlubes:

My mom uploaded pictures of our trip to Japan on Facebook, and one of her friends commented, “He’s gorgeous!!” on a picture of me where I look like an actual gorilla. I showed her, and she cannot stop laughing.